金色酒吧Golden Bar

A man comes home late one night, drunk. 
一天晚上,一个男人醉醺醺地回家。
“Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the golden bar! They have golden chairs golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
“你到哪里去了?”他妻子问。“在金色酒吧!他们有金色椅子,金色玻璃杯、金色啤酒和金色尿壶!”妻子觉得听起来很可疑,便打电话到金色酒吧。
“Do you have golden chairs?  “Yes.”  “Do you have golden glasses?”  “Yes.”  “Do you have golden beer?”  “Yes.”  Do you have golden urinal?”  “Hold on.” On the other end, she hears, “Jake, I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”
 “你们有金色椅子吗?”“是的” “你们有金色玻璃杯?”  “是的。”“你们有金色啤酒?”“是的”“你们有金色尿壶吗?”“等等”在电话那一头她听到,“杰克,我想我们找到那个在你的萨克斯管里撒尿的家伙了。”

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