英语短文故事两则:幻想Delusion
Psychiatrist: Congratulations, Mr. Jones. You’re finally cured of your delusion. But why are you so sad?
精神病医生：恭喜，琼斯先生，你终于治好了你的幻想症。但是你为什么如此悲伤？
Patient: Wouldn’t you be sad if yesterday you were President of the United duanwenw.com States and the next day you were a nobody?
患者：如果你昨天还是美国总统，第二天变成了无名小卒，你不会难过吗？
聪明的狗A Clever Dog
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, we’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied, well, lot’s of dogs can do that . The wife responded, but we have never subscribed to any papers!
一个周末的早晨，一个妻子对丈夫说：我们的狗真聪明，它每天早晨将日报拿进来。她丈夫说：噢，大多数的狗都会这麽做。妻子说：但是我们从来没有定过任何报纸呀！)英语趣味故事
精神病医生：恭喜，琼斯先生，你终于治好了你的幻想症。但是你为什么如此悲伤？
Patient: Wouldn’t you be sad if yesterday you were President of the United duanwenw.com States and the next day you were a nobody?
患者：如果你昨天还是美国总统，第二天变成了无名小卒，你不会难过吗？
聪明的狗A Clever Dog
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, we’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied, well, lot’s of dogs can do that . The wife responded, but we have never subscribed to any papers!
一个周末的早晨，一个妻子对丈夫说：我们的狗真聪明，它每天早晨将日报拿进来。她丈夫说：噢，大多数的狗都会这麽做。妻子说：但是我们从来没有定过任何报纸呀！)英语趣味故事
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