英语幽默故事二则:金发女郎和比萨饼Blonde and Pizza
金发女郎和比萨饼Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
金发女郎要了一份比萨饼，店员问她要切成六块还是十二块。
She responded,”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
她回答：“六块。我从来都吃不下十二块。”
他知道答案He Knows the Answer
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18 th century?
老师： 你能说出关于18世纪最伟大的科学家的任何事吗？
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
普尔： 是的，先生，我可以。他们都死了。
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
金发女郎要了一份比萨饼，店员问她要切成六块还是十二块。
She responded,”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
她回答：“六块。我从来都吃不下十二块。”
他知道答案He Knows the Answer
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18 th century?
老师： 你能说出关于18世纪最伟大的科学家的任何事吗？
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
普尔： 是的，先生，我可以。他们都死了。
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