英语幽默故事:不是那么回事儿That’s not it

During the celebration of their 50th wedding anniversary, the wife noticed a tear in her husband’s eye. “I never realized how sentimental you are, ” she said.
在庆祝结婚五十年的纪念的那天,妻子发现她的丈夫眼睛里含着泪花,便说:“我从未发现你这么多愁善感。”

“That’s not it,” he sniffled. “Remember when your father caught us in the barn, duanwenw.com he said if I didn’t marry you he’s send me to jail for 50 years? Well, today I would have been a free man!”
“不是那么回事儿,”他抽抽嗒嗒地说:“你还记得吗?我们在草垛里被你父亲抓到时,他说如果我不娶你,他就会把我送进监狱关上五十年,好了,今天我可以成为自由人了。”

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