守财奴A Penny Pincher
There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband.
曾经有一个身材高大而且肥胖的女人，她的丈夫却很瘦小、单薄。
He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as duanwenw.com he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.
丈夫在一家大公司任职，每个周五的晚上领取工资。所以每周五他一回家，他的妻子就让他交出所有的钱，然后只给他每天吃午饭的钱。
One day the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife duanwenw.com was listening to the radio and eating chocolates. “You’ll never guess what happened to me today, dear,” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added: “I won ten thousand pounds on the lottery!”
有一天，这个小丈夫非常兴奋地回到家，急匆匆地进了客厅。他的妻子正嚼着巧克力听收音机。“亲爱的，你绝对猜不出我今天遇到了什么事。”他说。几秒钟之后他又说：“我中了一万英镑的彩票。”
“That’s wonderful!” said his wife delightedly. But then she thought for a few seconds and added angrily, “But wait a moment. How could you afford to buy the ticket?”
“那太好了！”他的妻子兴奋地说。但是没过几秒钟，她又非常生气地问：“等等，你是用什么钱买的彩票？”
曾经有一个身材高大而且肥胖的女人，她的丈夫却很瘦小、单薄。
He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as duanwenw.com he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in the office every day.
丈夫在一家大公司任职，每个周五的晚上领取工资。所以每周五他一回家，他的妻子就让他交出所有的钱，然后只给他每天吃午饭的钱。
One day the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife duanwenw.com was listening to the radio and eating chocolates. “You’ll never guess what happened to me today, dear,” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added: “I won ten thousand pounds on the lottery!”
有一天，这个小丈夫非常兴奋地回到家，急匆匆地进了客厅。他的妻子正嚼着巧克力听收音机。“亲爱的，你绝对猜不出我今天遇到了什么事。”他说。几秒钟之后他又说：“我中了一万英镑的彩票。”
“That’s wonderful!” said his wife delightedly. But then she thought for a few seconds and added angrily, “But wait a moment. How could you afford to buy the ticket?”
“那太好了！”他的妻子兴奋地说。但是没过几秒钟，她又非常生气地问：“等等，你是用什么钱买的彩票？”
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