英语故事短文：莫妮卡和天堂

Monica Lewinsky dies and tries to get into Heaven. She sneaks into a line of Nuns waiting at the Pearly Gates.
莫妮卡死了以后想要进入天堂，于是她偷偷地溜进了一队修女之中，以期进入天堂之门。
St. Peter asks the first Nun in line. "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body?
圣彼得问修女一：“女士，你一生之中可曾碰过男人，你的什么部位碰过？”
Nun: "Only once, and it was just with my fingertip"
修女一：“只有一次，用我的手指尖。”
St. Peter says: "Well, that is O.K.... Just dip your finger in this bowl of Holy Water, then go on into Heaven"
圣彼得：“好，很好，只要你把手指尖放进这盆圣水中浸泡一下，你就可以进入天堂。”
Then he asks the next Nun in line "Sister, Have you ever touched a man in Your life, and with what part of your body?"
然后，圣彼得问修女二：“女士，你一生之中可曾碰过男人，你的什么部位碰过？”
Nun: "Only Once, and it was just with my hand."
修女二：“只有一次，用我的手。”
St. Peter says: "Well, that＊s O.K. Just put your whole hand in the Holy Water and go on into Heaven."
圣彼得：“好，那好，你把你的整个手放进圣水中浸泡之后就可以进入天堂。”
Then he asks the next nun in line (Monica Lewinsky), "Sister, Have you ever touched a man duanwenw.com in your life, and With what part of your body?"
接着，圣彼得问修女三（莫妮卡）：“女士，你一生之中可曾碰过男人，你的什么部位碰过？”
Monica Lewinsky replied: "Oh No! Forget That Holy Water! After that first Nun put her dirty finger in it, and the next Nun put her dirty hand in it; you're crazy if you think I'm going to gargle with it!
莫妮卡：“不，没有。不要再提那圣水了，第一个圣女把她的脏手指放进去了，第二个修女把她的脏手放进去了，你休想让我用它来漱口。

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