安装“爱”Installing Love

Tech Support: Yes, .. how can I help you?
技术支持:喂,我能怎么帮你?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
客户:是这样,经过慎重考虑之后,我决定安装爱。你能指导我进行程序安装吗?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
技术支持:行。我能帮你。你准备好了吗?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
客户:嗯,我不是很专业,但是我想我准备好了。我第一步要做什么?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
技术支持:第一步是打开你的心灵。你找到你的心灵了吗?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
客户:是的,但是现在有几个其他的程序在运行,运行它们的同时安装爱成吗?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
技术支持:什么程序在运行?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past-Hurt.exe, Low-Self-Esteem.exe, Grudge.exe and Resentment.exe running right now.
客户:让我们来看看,我有“过去伤痛”文件,“缺少自信”文件,“哀怨”文件和“愤恨”这些程序在运行。
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past-Hurt.exe from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low-Self-Esteem.exe with a module of its own called High-Self-Esteem.exe. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.exe. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
技术支持:没问题,爱其实可以用它自己的叫作“自信”的文件覆盖“缺少自信”文件。但是你必须得完全关闭“哀怨”和“愤恨”。那些文件会阻碍爱正常安装。你能关闭它们吗?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
客户:我不知道怎么关它们啊。你能告诉我吗?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.exe have been completely erased.
技术支持:没问题。到开始菜单里激活“原谅”程序。反复做多次,直到“哀怨”和“愤恨”完全消失。
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
客户:好,做完了!爱现在自己开始安装了。这正常吗?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
技术支持:正常,但是记住你只有基础程序,你需要开始与其他心链接去升级。
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components" What should I do?
 客户:哎呀!我这儿有个错误信息提示,说,“错误――程序不能在外部组件运行”,我该怎么办?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
技术支持:不要急。这意思是爱程序已经安装并且在联网的心中运行,但是在你的心里还没运行。用非技术用语,简单地说就是你在能够爱别人之前得先爱自己。
Customer: So, what should I do?
客户:那我该怎么做呢?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance.exe; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self.txt; Realize-Your-Worth.txt; and Acknowledge-Your-Limitations.txt.
技术支持:找出“自我接受”程序,然后点击以下文件:“原谅自己”,“自我价值认知”和“自我局限认知”。
Customer: Okay, done.
 客户:好,完了。
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose-Self-Criticism.txt from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
技术支持:现在,把这些文件复制到“我的心灵”目录下。系统会重写任何冲突文件,修补问题程序。你现在需要从所有目录下删除“冗长自我批评”文件,清空回收站,保证它完全删除,不再回来。
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor and Peace.txt and Contentment.txt are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
客户:明白。嘿!我的心灵里充满了新文件。“微笑”图片文档正在我的显示器上面,“平和”和“满足”文件正在?的心灵里复制。以后老这样吗?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
技术支持:有时候是。有时候就要花点功夫,但是其实适当的时候什么都能这样。好了,爱已经安装运行。挂断之前还要说一件事,爱是免费软件,一定把它和它的多种模块给你遇到的人,他们会再与其他人分享,还会回报给你很棒的模块。
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help。 
客户:我会的。谢谢你的帮助。

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